I am swamped with work omg why why why almost all my assignments are due on the same week wtf do they enjoy watching us crumble and die

Dear So-and-so,

WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO EXPRESS WHAT YOU THINK MY EMOTIONS ARE TO EVERYONE? You don't freaking know what I really think, DO YOU SEE MY BRAIN? IS IT SPEAKING TO YOU. I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.
Now everyone thinks I'm angry, or if I hate particular people like OH MY GOD. I DON'T HATE PEOPLE EASILY OK. I DON'T EVEN THINK I REALLY HATE ANYONE. Hate is a strong word. If I get annoyed, I just get annoyed. ANNOYED IS WHERE IT FUCKING STAYS. I don't hate people just because they annoy me -_- I just make effort to avoid them SO I DON'T IMMERSE MYSELF IN FRUSTRATION. SO CAN YOU STOP REMINDING ME EVERY SINGLE WAKING MOMENT OF MY LIFE ABOUT ANNOYANCES. I wasn't even really annoyed, BUT YOU KEEP REMINDING ME UNTIL I REALLY AM ANGRY.

Sincerely,
you very annoyed friend.