Cereal with Class: June 2015

*sees SJxCC lovey dovey selfie*

my baby all grown up dah mama approves

totally unrelated but Genie just listen

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Here's the rant that will inevitably happen every semester!

I have no freaking idea what my lecturer wants. I mean, I get what he's trying to do, but I have no idea what I'm supposed to do to achieve that godly presence of perfection. And the way he smiles every time I ask a question irks me. Are you patronising me? Or are you happy I have questions? DON'T LECTURERS ONLY SMILE AT THE WEAK WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

Or maybe he knows architecture isn't exactly my passion so he's being nice to me so I don't actually commit suicide.

We have a railing outside the studio for whatever reason. To prevent potential suicides, they make the window to only open 1/4 of the way so only incredibly skinny people can slip past. My lecturer said the railing is actually too low according to the law

the law

my campus's railing is literally against the law

As you can see I've digressed from the rant (digress. #fancyschmancyeazh)

Can we talk about how ridiculous Fan Bing Bing looks bald she should never ever shave herself bald omg it's so distracting it's literally the face of the moon

Not to mention that she squints into the distance to portray the cliched gentle lady of the past. Not that every single woman that can't do shit in battle in Chinese historical dramas don't do that IT'S SO IRRITATING

It's just like how Linda Chung always portrays the naive kind innocent girl in dramas it's so unrealistic I can't even e___e

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I'm not sure my dread to go to class is fuelled by my laziness or my passionate dislike for the new campus
Not only is it located in a residential area that's basically only accessible via bus or your own car, the entire building is riddled with problems. The lift is slow and small, the stairs are steep as hell; who needs a gym when your class is on the sixth floor?!
There's an average of 10 steps per flight, and three flights for the first three floors, two for the rest. The only good thing we get out of this is a firm-ass butt.

but nothing can beat how much I hate my new studio.
UTAR basically discriminates the Architecture department cos we're new and part of the minority. We're literally the ghetto of UTAR society.
Apparently, because the number of intakes per semester is not stable, UTAR decided that we didn't deserve solid walls between studios.
Do you know how hard it is to concentrate in class when the studio next to yours is so fucking noisy!? I ALREADY HAVE ISSUES WITH FOCUSING NOW YOU ADD IN SCREAMING HYENAS

I think the lecturers think I'm not interested in their class, reality is I can't hear what the fuck they're saying because it's so fucking noisy. And to add oil to the fire, my lecturers are realllyyyyyy long winded it's so frustrating can you just get to the bloody point so I can fume in peace

I'm sure Studio 4 are full of nice people. They are nice people. But can they keep it down during class hours COS SOME OF US NEED TO ACTUALLY LISTEN IN CLASS COS THE LECTURERS GIVE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS AND I NEED TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU CANNOT RELY ON ANYONE TO RELAY THE CORRECT INFORMATION
For fuck's sake. I really hope they let us have bloody walls soon.

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Second driving lesson today! (exp +5000000000000000)

"LOL are you drunk" - when I was trying to steer the car to go on the centre of the road purely for my own satisfaction
"slowwww doooowwwnnn" - when I was going on 60km/h and it felt fine tbh but apparently not if I want to pass haha
"Did you forget the handbrake" - the numerous times I forgot to release the hand brake WHY DO WE NEED TO PULL THE HANDBRAKE WHEN WE STOP AT A JUNCTION JDKLAVSJIFSNAVUIEP MY BRAIN CANNOT MULTI TASK LIKE THIS

I can feel all the male drivers on the road judging me, going all "oh it's a ~girl~ I knew it" or "HAH. A GIRL. ONLY EVER A GIRL."

Someone actually rolled down the window and laughed at me HAHAHAH I don't mind it was exhilarating, trying to not die. Especially since I could feel the instructor braking and steering for me HAHAHAHA

Whenever I think I just mastered something I forget something else #mylife

I must make an effort to remember to turn the wheel back to neutral whenever I cut corners HAHAHAHAH oh my God I'm a horrible driver this is both sad and hilarious

I find it hard to concentrate on being a good driver, spending more time instead on trying to make it out alive

The route I will be tested on, all have uphill junctions, whoop-de-doop. Needless to say a lot of shit happened HAHAHAHA omg I feel so embarrassed now it just kicked in

at the same time I'm still lol-ing at myself

But today wasn't a complete fail! At least I can remember most of the steps of how to park (except I have to keep stopping and trying to figure out what happens next cos it's entirely logic..to me at least) and he said I improved a lot so exp+350

But seriously I need to learn how to drive properly I only have 5 hours left it's not enough

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