Eliza McCabe, my love, the keeper of my heart. My one and only. She has the beauty of a thousand angels. And she goes out with JAKE FROST. More like Jack Frost to me...he has the heart of ice. What does my Eliza see in him? Eliza...Eliza...I love you...*kiss kiss*

Suzy Hanger. The nerdy girl. The nerdy girl that likes me, Ken Roberts. I mean, I am totally hot and all, but she is like, the craziest person alive! I hate her! She keeps sticking love notes on my locker and sending me red notes with mushy poems attached. She even recited her love devoted to me in front of the whole class! Even the teachers know now!

Eliza, she has long dark blonde hair, clear blue eyes, fair skin, slim and sexy legs and her body...WOW. *fireworks*
Suzy, that monster has big curly black hair, skinny, dull grey eyes, nerdy glasses, freckles as many as ants and big teeth sticking out...ugh...*vomits*

Oh my gosh, Eliza is looking at my way!! Get a hold of yourself, Ken!! Smile back! Smile back! Don't goof off!
Why is she looking away? She seemed scared...whats wrong? Is my hair wrong?
'Ken, you have something in your teeth...I think its spinach'
'What are you talking about, Ernie? I didn't eat any vegetables! Wait...I think its the green thing mom gave me'
I pursed my lips and ran to the bathroom. I checked my teeth. Uh oh...I need some floss and mouth wash...AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! I completely goofed in front of Eliza!!! WHAT A DISASTER!!! Now she will never notice me!!!!

I went out of the toilet, and I bumped into Eliza!!!! Uh oh! Her books fell down...I picked up her books for her. Ahh...She smiled...Oh my gosh. Her hand touched mine! I smiled back, half shaking.
'Is anything wrong, Ken? you're shaking.' Eliza asked.
Awwh. She's worried of ME.
'Nothing...It's nothing....*smiles*'
She's smiling at me...AGAIN...

We both went our ways...
Uh oh...Suzy is coming my way...She's standing at my locker...
I walked slowly, hoping that Suzy will get off of my territory...
Oops.