went through my Facebook photos. WTF WAS I DOING?!
Extracted from an article on ThoughtCatalog.com
Read the full article. It's for the sick lonely people out there like me who want to experience this.
I’ll grunt at you instead of answering your questions and I’ll be relieved when you leave the room and shut the door behind you, because I love you so much, and you should never have to receive me when I’m like this. When I’m like this I should be shackled to a wall and fed gruel that’s been slopped on the ground in front of me, and my hands should be tied behind my back so that I have to lap it up from the dirty floor with my tongue.
I guess love is when you come back, 15 minutes later, and you’ve been down to the off license and bought me my favorite biscuits, you know, the Weston’s Digestives with the chocolate on one side, even though it’s cold in the street and we’re poor and have no money to pay our rent. The way you come back to me, with the packet of biscuits in one hand and a cup of tea in the other, the way you come so silently and put these things next to me, the way you walk across the room without even displacing the air you’re moving through, makes me ashamed that you have to love someone that can be such a horrible little troll.
But still, I love you so much I am too embarrassed to apologise, and I continue to sit there with my arms crossed and my bottom lip out. I won’t even turn my head to face you, but I can see the biscuits laying on the bed between us, as you take up your position next to me, leaning against the brick wall because I’ve got all the pillows and I’m too stubborn and surly to take one. I think I love you more as we sit there, me obstinate and you so calm, a ringmaster waltzing boldly into a lion’s den.
Read the full article. It's for the sick lonely people out there like me who want to experience this.
I wanted to blog about my Taiwan one-day tour but Blogger hates me today and won't let me upload all the photos and I got impatient so whatever. Nothing interesting happened anyway lol
Instead, I'm blogging about this movie I watched while on my TV-movie-marathon (bloody telephone wire putus so I had no wifi, therefore I resort to lying on the sofa watching movies all day. Call me what you want, I already know I'm lazy and I should've done some studying.)
And I watched "This Means War" starring Reese Witherspoon, Tom Hardy and Chris Pine.
I'm not going into the story cos I'm lazy and this is not an info-post. This is a post of two hot guys. Two very hot guys.
Instead, I'm blogging about this movie I watched while on my TV-movie-marathon (bloody telephone wire putus so I had no wifi, therefore I resort to lying on the sofa watching movies all day. Call me what you want, I already know I'm lazy and I should've done some studying.)
And I watched "This Means War" starring Reese Witherspoon, Tom Hardy and Chris Pine.
This movie wasn't life-changingly awesome but it was pretty entertaining. Especially since Reese Witherspoon is flipping hot (yes, I am not a lesbian.) and you have the delectable Tom Hardy and Chris Pine doing stupid (but funny) stunts to win the girl.
I'm not going into the story cos I'm lazy and this is not an info-post. This is a post of two hot guys. Two very hot guys.
See, the problem I have right now is deciding which one is better. I mean, if you were Reese Witherspoon in the movie, who would you choose!? I'D RATHER DIE THAN CHOOSING ONLY ONE. It's either I get them both or I walk.
So here you have FDR (Chris Pine) who is taller than Tuck (Tom Hardy) and has better eyes. And he looks better in a suit. And those eyes.
Damn those eyes.
Those are the eyes you just melt into. You just get weak in the knees as those blue crystals look into your soul. You forget your own identity looking into those eyes. You forget about the rest of the world. Cos in the moment when you're being sucked into those blue vortex of pure awesomeness there's only you, and him.
AND HE CAN FLIPPING USE A GUN AND KICK BUTT. WHICH IS SO COOL AND SEXY AND OMG I CAN'T EVEN.
But then you have Tuck.
Tuck is the relatively nicer guy in the movie. He's the nice, sweet, kind one that well at one point of time you love him so much, but he's kinda boring. But he's adorably kind and caring and he listens and stuff, but in the end he can get kinda boring.
But its Tom Hardy, people.
This was the scene when he brought Reese to a paintball war where he went bezerk and "killed" (in paintball war sense) everyone. He went all out cos they bugged her house and heard her tell her friend that he's sweet and all but kind of boring and he's like all, "i can be fun too!" in that ego that we all know men have. Irritating, but funny sometimes.
So Tom Hardy is shorter than Chris Pine, but he's British! And he can kick crime in the butt too!
And the size of Chris Pine's head is irritating. it's not big, but it's long. Which is kind of weird cos his face isn't long, his head is.
But Tom Hardy's lips irritate the hell out of me. They're so thick! I'm sure they're great in kissing but in photos, they're really weird and out-of-place.
But his body is so hot and he has tattoos which is probably wrong in your parents' eyes but you gotta admit, they're pretty damn sexy.
So who would you pick? Reese's character (Lauren, I think.) picked FDR. He's the bad boy of the movie and obviously, like all cliched stories she totally changed him and his ways and he was like, I never felt like this before and stuff. It's all sweet and stuff cos Tuck got back together with his wife (in the start of the movie, they were divorced)
BUT WHO WOULD YOU PICK? Just keep in mind that it's pretty hard for a guy to keep his body in shape when he's older. Plus Chris Pine looks good in a suit. And we all know George Clooney is old but still looks good in a suit. George Clooney is old, but he has that sophisticated vibe y'know? Whatever.
btw, please enjoy this gif file of Jensen Ackles (who is also very, very, very good looking.)
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You know what, screw the whole idea of having posts on "Taipei Day ___" cos I don't remember everything. I just remember snippets of the day and how annoying some things were and stuff like that. So I'm just gonna randomly post photos in maybe chronological order. Nicknames I give to people around me are completely fictional and unreal and any circumstances in which is coincidental is merely coincidental.
On Friday, my aunt and uncle brought us to dinner out at Tang Gong Mongolian BBQ. The place was all antique and old but the food there was :)
So here are the pictures I took. I only posted the ones that might not make you drool in envy.
so here's the table. HAHAHA THIS IS SO RANDOM. Like, hey this is the table we sat at. Okay moving on.
So here's what I first had. This is how you do it. You take a bowl. It's a buffet style and you choose your choice of raw meat ranging from chicken meat, deer meat, mutton, beef, and pork. Then you add vegetables cos that much meat is too sinful. Then you add the oils and sauces for flavour.
And then you give it to these BBQ masters and drool as you wait. Suffer in silence, betch.
And the finished product. It doesn't look good, but MAN does it taste good.
The signature sesame biscuit.
I lied.
And when you don't want to go back and line up for your BBQ meat, you can shabu-shabu the raw meat given to you.
And once you're done, you have a selection of desserts. I went for the healthy option of fruit cos I'm awesome that way. Or you can make your own ice-kacang, ice cream or have their warm jelly that looks and taste like Turtle Jelly (not made by real turtles, I think.)
My mom's friend and her sisters.
My cousin, aunt and Mama.
My aunt perasan-ing.
Like mother, like daughter. Same pose geh. Me and my cousin.
I will post more later this week. Just not now cos man, I am tired and I miss my bed.
Taipei Day Two wasn't so eventful so I'm just going to blog about my favourite place in Taipei so far - WU FEN PU! This place is a wholesaler retail place and they don't open on Mondays and before 1pm. So you better go there after 1pm or you won't be layan-ed haha.
Wu Fen Pu is so awesome
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Wu Fen Pu is so awesome
the clothes there are the kind you see in those Facebook blog shops. If you're like me, and only look at what's trending but don't wear trends - the shirts cost about NT250-350 :) which is pretty darn cheap if you ask me.
So here are the pictures -
In the bus on the way to Wu Fen Pu!
Self explanatory. It's the road to awesomeness.
This shop was so punk lol they sold all these clothes I only dream of having the confidence to wear in KL LOL
This shop is nice! The shopkeepers are friendly too and they will recommend you pants to go with the shirts you choose and are overall Very Nice People.
I saw this dog that has clips on its ears, its tail is shaved, the fur on its body is really short and its obese. I call this dog abuse lol.
I just liked the outfits on display. I love the olive green jacket on the model second from the left. But I don't think I'll wear it sooo.. :/
Another example of dog abuse lol. It has tiger prints over it and its REALLY FAT. SO FAT. My aunt told me to not get close or it might bite me and I was like wtf, it can barely move its own feet apa lagi go chase after people -.-
purchases of the day!
because batman is bloody awesome. BATMAN DUNUNUNUNUN.
My aunt bought me jeans :)
the floral jeans my aunt bought for herself. She liked it until my Mom told her it looks like pyjamas pants HAHAHA
The day was pretty good for me :) I like shopping haha. The shirts, I love :3
Thank you mama :D
