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Been watching this show - Teen Wolf recently. Okay, not recently. Started last year when my tuition friend intro to me haha been hooked every since.
It. Has. The hottest. Guys. Ever.
Okay, basically it's about this guy who got bitten by a werewolf so he became a werewolf too. I'm too lazy to talk about it right now cos I'm currently watching it and -
OH MY GOD JACKSON BECAME A WEREWOLF.
Jackson is this hot guy haha he was a Kanima, then he died. But it turns out he DIDN'T die. He's just transforming into a bigger and stronger Kanima. AND AND AND THEN suddenly Derek's hot uncle came back from the freaking dead! He's hot by the way haha JIE IF YOU ARE READING THIS, GO GOOGLE IAN BOHEN. RIGHT NOW.
Back to the topic, a lot of shit happened. When he was a fully transformed Kanima, Lydia (love interest) arrives and shows him the key he gave us. FLASSSSHBACCCKK moment!
Flashback: They were on the bed (naked I think hahahahaaa ._.) and he gave her the key and something about it being their wedding or something like that.
FLASHBACK OVER. Lydia, all teary and shit watches as Jackson becomes a human again. WHICH IS SUCH AN OHHHHH MOMENT cos they love each other and stuff and they THOUGHT they could be together again and they hugged and shit.
THEN Derek and his uncle just had to come in and claw him to death -.-
BUT IT TURNS OUT HE DIDN'T DIE!!! He became a werewolf, his naked body sillouheted by the glaring lights of the Jeep hahahah ( I see what you did there, you naughty directer you :P)
So yeah. Stiles was crying. He SAYS it's cos Jackson scratched his Jeep but we all know it's cos he knows he just lost Lydia..who he likes/loves whatever. It's all sad really.

ANYWAYS, HERE'S A LOOKSIE OF HOW JACKSON LOOKS LIKE! :D

Oh, YEAH baby.

And this is Derek..

Tell me you aren't turned on by that. That was the moment where he was tied up and his past girlfriend (WHO IS ALLISON'S AUNT! I KNOW RIGHT!!) or something came and tortured him haha. She licked him. From his abs to his chest.
Lucky bitch.

I APOLOGISE for my fan-girl-ing. This is what happens when you put me with a good show with good looking people ;P Go watch it! It's totally worth ittt :DD

Ending this post with the amazing Ian Bohen. Who plays Derek's uncle haha. So hot.
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I remember when I was small, I'd rather people talk about how poisonous snakes are than listening to them talk about babies and childbirth. I remember I was terrified of having babies, I used to pester my Mom on the pain of childbirth. At that time, I thought babies came out through your ass. I asked everyone and they told me "yeah, the ass." which made me think. So we're shitting out babies? Cos sometimes shit can hurt.

Then I found out it came out from your vagina. Which just made things worst. I couldn't even think of how painful it could possibly be to squeeze a baby out of such a small hole. So I asked my mom about it and she was like, "the baby is so small! It'll just come out like that, like magic."
That relieved me for awhile until I realised my Mom sometimes just takes the easy way out cos she doesn't like to explain stuff unless she gets in the mood.

Last year, I went to Verinia's grandma's house as usual (we hang out there every Friday after school) and her aunt was there. By then I'd already read "Shopaholic and Baby" and learnt about your vajayjay dilating (which is really funny). She told us that it has to dilate at least 8-10cm for the baby to come out. And she said that the doctor will shave your pubes. She had this wistful expression when she said that it felt really good and free after they shave LOLOLOL. Then she said that your vagina doesn't return to it's normal size until after a few days. So I was like, OMFG. Cos y'know. How do you pee then!??!!?!? Niagra falls HAHAHAHA.

Now, I see kids and I'm like, oh my God I want kids like that too. Unless the kids are little snobs haha I feel myself drawn to Malay babies I don't know why. Maybe cos they're cuter than Chinese babies.
Except this one boy. He was at this other uncle's van. He had huge eyes with thick lashes and chubby cheeks and he was really shy, not like the other buggers. Idiot kids. NO! This little boy is so cute!! His sister lagi cute omg she had chubby cheeks with the same eyes and curly hair! Yes! Her mom took her for a perm! And tell you this, HIS NAME? It's Xiao Bao!
SO CUTE! SO CUTE! SO CUTE!!

HAIH. My kids must be beautiful. After all, I AM naming him Ashton Bradford. Naming her Caroline. Her middle name has to start with a D hahahah my mom tells me that my husband has to agree with the name also. Pft, please :P
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Was at mamak with mom and there was this mother and her three sons.

Boy 1: *nudge* hey, you know how ice is made of?
Boy 2: water lo!
Boy 1: *mumble mumble* noooo
Boy 2: then?
Boy 1: water la!
Boy 2: OOO: WOAH! Like this Ribena also can la!
Boy 1: *getting excited* yeah! 
Both: *looks at mom* .. ribena *mumble mumble* ribena... *mumble mumble* ice!

lolololol. Such cute little kids. The oldest is a future leng zai hahahahaha
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Holidays officially started yesterday. Same old, same old. Rot away at home waiting for bedtime to arrive so you'll feel a BIT accomplished like as if you finished an ENTIRE day.
Which you did. Except instead of some of you guys who go out, I stay at home Facebook-ing like the lifeless soul I am.

On the upside though, am going to Singapore next week :) change in scene I suppose haha.
Also, painted nails a very light pink. So light, you barely notice it's actually coloured until you see it up close, under good lighting. Otherwise, my nails just look shiny lol.
But I suppose that's how I like it. Bold colours never mean anything but more trouble. Chip a bit and everyone notices.
I'm touching things like a gentle feminine creature now cos I don't wanna chip any nail polish off lol. The downside of nail polish, I guess.

Am lurking on dark waters now because my Dad is getting old. You don't cross the wrong path with old men, I tell you. They're one of the most crabbiest bunch ever. Shall play soft music when he's around because old men are like that.
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Well. I wonder what crawled up my Physics teacher's ass and won't come out. He's been in a bad mood all week long.
He got a phone call today and usually, he would just talk in the classroom. But today, HE WALKED OUT OF THE CLASSROOM.
WHICH, is a very big deal lol I think maybe his wife is pregnant or something.
Ew. Hopefully not. That would mean they still do the nasty. And looking at his age....ew.
and his examples are....they're okay but the way he explains his own examples are.... >_> ask a question and he gives you this look that clearly says "are you stupid?Why do you not understand the example? Kenapa awak ada dalam aliran sains?"
Yeah ._.
We learnt about gas pressure today. And Jien Li kept saying the right answers but teacher never heard her HAHA only hear her wrong ones.

***

Daddy, why did you eat my fries?
I bought them, and they were mine.
But you ate them, yeah you ate my fries...
And I cried, but you didn't see me cry.
Daddy, do you even love me?
Well, I wish you'd show it, cos I wouldn't know it.
What kind of dad, eats his daughter's fries,
And doesn't look her in the eyes?
Daddy, there were tears there;
if you saw them, would you even care?


That's the fry song by Marceline, original song by Rebecca Sugar :) Marceline is a character from Adventure Time! Airing on Cartoon Network, Astro channel 616.
Marceline is my favourite character!

***

Nothing much has happened so far lol life has been pretty hectic with all these deadlines and catching up with my homework..which I missed from going around the school looking for teachers who don't seem to be in the bilik guru at all. Sesi petang haven't finish yet also -.-
It's so embarrassing cos I hang out at Pn. Yus' table a lot and the new dude teacher sits opposite her. And everytime we catch each other's eyes (okay, that sounds weird but I can't think of anything that doesn't sound mushy at the moment) he gives me that look. 
That look that says "she likes me. *nods head hypothetically* she so does. C'mon! She comes here almost everyday doing God-knows-what. Probably just stalling. I mean, c'mon. I'm hot."
yeah. So I don't really look up anymore due to obvious reasons. And also cos the teachers like to use me as their personal assistant.
At least I can add that to my CV someday. "personal slave to all authority figures - never says no. Works ass off juggling two jobs and managing time."
Pft.
And all these other Redaksi members... ._. *le sigh*


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tyrannical : 
  1. Exercising power in a cruel or arbitrary way.
  1. Characteristic of tyranny; oppressive and controlling.

I'm quite sure we all learnt about tyranny in Sejarah, about how those leaders rule. If you haven't, you will.

Let me fill you in with what happened.
I was studying my Math while walking and guess who I walked into? Guess.
Oh yes, Pn Yean - the discipline enforcer of darkness. And I didn't have my hair pinned to "the correct fashion that is not fashionable to disciplinarians of Malaysian schools". So I got in trouble. Cos apparently the woman wasn't in a good mood AT ALL because she had a discipline case on her hands. Honestly. The moment I saw her in the morning at the office I KNEW she was in a bad mood. She was on a discipline rampage - going around telling people what's wrong with them and they should correct themselves immediately or else. 
Sometimes I think there's something terribly wrong with the school faculty system. She's the PKHEM but drop a discipline case on her, she gets in a terrible mood. If you don't like to do it, then DON'T do it - DON'T accept the job. 
Somehow or another that escaped the rational part of her brain when she accepted the job. Obviously, when you're PKHEM, its expected for you to deal with this kind of shit. It's part of your job criteria. 

Anyway, if you read the rule book that the government printed for us, it states on page 85:

8.5 : Pihak sekolah boleh mengadakan peraturan-peraturan yang difikirkan perlu dan bersesuaian

Does that seem right to you? What if your teacher is in a bad mood, and channels her anger towards you BY MAKING UP A TOTALLY NEW RULE? Or worst, what if that teacher is the HEADMISTRESS?
God bless you man if that happens.

Our school is insane, by the way. I sincerely suggest you don't transfer to my school unless every other school in the world doesn't accept you. Our discipline is STRICT. Like, silly strict.
For example, the pinafore you wear has to be at least 8cm under your knees. 
Apparently, if it's ANYWAY shorter than that, it's SEXY.

Sexy:Sexually attractive or exciting  


HOW ON EARTH CAN A SKIRT THAT TOUCHES YOUR KNEES BE ANYWAY SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE!?!? Oh my GOD the Japanese must've suppressed them really bad to think that knee-length skirts are SEXY. And then comes the next theory stating that it will influence us.
Whut. As if we aren't already influenced. Hello, take a look outside. WHO isn't wearing shorts these days? 
I think if they were to go to the beach, they'll have the biggest heart attacks of their lives.
Honestly.
And having prints on your bags is considered fashionable - hence you cannot bring anything with prints to school.
I fail to see what's so wrong with prints. I thought prints bring life to you and make you more cheerful, but apparently.. -.-
I mean, if it's spikes or something I understand. Cos the spikes actually imposes a threat to our safety. But prints? Patterns? Faux fur? Please la, as if having faux fur on your stuff will make you more active towards animal skinning.

I think Malaysian leaders need a reality check on how they make rules. Some of them are just....stupid.

Look at the Japanese. They're SO suppressed. And what happens?
They have these weird sexual desires. Look at anime! Oversized eyes, bouncy boobs and almost not-there mini skirts and tight shirts. If that's not a problem, I don't know WHAT is.
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Yesterday was our annual sports day :D at Stadium Mini Permaisuri!
The stadium is mini alright. It's tiny. And only half of the bleachers (? I guess I can use bleachers lol.) is shaded so maybe that's why we were allowed to sit at random.
Michelle didn't get her bus ticket cos she was absent on Friday so the class decided it was a very good idea to give her ticket to Daniel Rasyid -.- yeah very smart, 4Science1. Michelle was all, "Why didn't Thivya take it from him?! It's not like I actually talk to the guy! -.-"
So we had to explain to the teacher in charge..Pn Chai. Thank God I know how to speak Chinese -.-
We (Pillai, Michelle, Kalvi and well, Serene but something came up at the last minute so Natasha took her place) were supposed to help Pn Anita with the judging stuff and we were a bit late cos we didn't know the 100m dash starts before the perbarisan. Once we reached the stadium, we speed-walked to the field to be greeted by Pn Anita with a withering glare.
The day was pretty uneventful. I got a sun burn on my nose -.- it's abit red now ish.
Meranti came in last this year, God knows why. I think its cos A LOT of people didn't show up for Sukantara. I counted and a total of 123 Merantians didn't show up for it. There are 3 events for Sukantara so 123 times 3 = 369.
369!! WE LOST AT LEAST 369 MARKS!!! What if they actually stood a chance of passing!!! THAT MEANS MORE MARKS! No wonder we lost lol and that's just morning session. Apa lagi afternoon session la ohmygod.
But then Pn Nurul is the Meranti teacher lol they'd die if they don't show up.
Whatever. Meranti still rocks your balls. WHO WON THE OLAHRAGAWAN 2012 AWARD? Asyraf Danial! WHICH HOUSE IS HE? MERANTI, BITCH. MERANTI!! WHO WON THE OLAHRAGAWATI 2012 AWARD!? Trisha Mah! WHICH HOUSE IS SHE? MERANTI!
Everyone was like WHAT ABOUT DIANA (however her name is spelt lol Idk.)? Cos she's like the freaking state runner and she didn't get olahragawati. We're guessing it's cos Trisha was in lompat jauh so she won :P who cares, Meranti rocks baby.
PURPLE! WE HAVE FREAKING JUSTIN BIEBER AND USHER DUDE. Okay this is totally off topic but whatever :P
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