I didn't let my dog come in to the house and she's totally mad at me now. It's like some sort of strike, can you believe that!?!?

I sat down beside her and pat her. I turn around to tell my Mom how much she's ignoring me and when I turned back, SHE WASN'T THERE. SHE WAS ACROSS THE PORCH. SITTING DOWN LIKE A STUBBORN SPHINX LOOKING AT ME WITH A SMUG STRIKE LOOK.

DAFUQ?!?!?!?!? I tried to lure her in with food, BUT SHE JUST LICKED HER NOSE. 
AND IGNORED ME!!!