There are, however some articles of clothing that just disturb me in different levels of disturbation, and some articles of clothing that just makes me stupid.....LY IN LOVE.

1. Flip flops. 

Flip flops are only acceptable if you're going to the beach, or any other sandy area where wearing loafers or sneakers would be stupid and irrational. PLEASE DO NOT WEAR FLIP FLOPS WHILE GOING SHOPPING. You look ridiculous, dude. 

 2. Boat shoes

These are what I call proper shoes. SHOES. Perfect in any colour except white. They give you that sophisticated air you're supposed to be striving to emulate, the air that all women look for. 

3. Nike Dunks..

focusing mainly on the neon variety. Okay, unless you're a Totally Hot Dancer or you're training to be the next Usain Bolt and you feared about not being seen, please do not wear this. You look ridiculous. You do not look cool. You look ridiculous.

4. Blazers

Blazers have to be one of the bare bones of your wardrobe. Dress it up, dress it down - THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS! Just think of all the ladies you're gonna attract! They show off your broad shoulders (or if you don't have any, IT'S OKAY! THEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DO.) and they taper down to your waist, making you look like an Olympic level swimmer. And we all know how much girls love watching the Olympic swim team. They're all made of Godly essence - AND THEY'RE ALMOST ALWAYS WET.

5. Floral shirts

Oh Good Lord. Don't. You'll end up looking like some pervy asswipe who just inherited some old money and has no sense in fashion...AT ALL. Oh my God, maybe it'll be acceptable like, in your mind but in reality? Put it back.

Johannes Huebl is a very good example of very very very dashing casual men chic. Wear this around Pavilion and watch as femalekind trip over their heels trying to get a good look at you.

Ignoring the fact that the shoes he's wearing is questionable, and the fact that we live in Malaysia where the chances that you'll look like him is like zero to none, you gotta admit that what he's wearing - it's fucking hot. ESPECIALLY THE ROLLED UP SLEEVES LOOK. Cos that shows off your forearms, and even if you don't work out that much, YOU'LL STILL END UP LOOKING GOOD. Unless, of course, you're 50 pounds overweight. Because in that case, what you need is to exercise.

Notice how he rolls up his sleeves. Look at his forearms, marvel at the sex appeal. Notice how he's wearing Proper Shoes. Notice how he rolls up his pants leg just above his knee. REMEMBER: BOYFRIEND JEANS WERE MADE FOR GIRLS, NOT ACTUAL BOYS. Please don't roll them up mid-calf length. You look like an awkward duck.

And preferably, unless you have an amazing face structure that only Adonis can possess, please refrain from the whole greasy bangs look.

I am obviously bias as I go for the clean cut look. I am a huge fan of the preppy chic look that you see in Gossip Girl. If you're looking for a punky girl, or if you like leaving your hair long and listening to hippy music, BY ALL MEANS, IGNORE THIS POST.