My parents are getting annoyed with the fact that I dump my books on the sofa and leave it there lol. Before you go all "padan muka" on me, hear me out. I tried rearranging my stuff, I really do. I make new patterns in my cupboard and shit. But it always gets messed up again. Why?

1. Third-party access. AKA my brother uses the cupboard too. He dumps his bag there and his bags SMELLS, has no shape and it..smells. Ew.
2. I have a lot of stuff. And when I say a lot, I mean a lot. Being Ketua Tingkatan means you get shit-loads of paper. Not to mention teachers are so unpredictable with what they want that I just HAVE to keep everything. I keep my exam papers, my old notebooks, my old everything. Workbooks here and there, reference books, my own recreational books.. I'm swamped!
3. When I come back from school/tuition, I eat and KO. 
   
4. Referring to number 3 ^^^^ means that I don't prepare my bag until the next morning, which I rush on. 
5. The place I put my text books? FULL. The place I put my exercise books? FULL & VERY MESSY. So I dump my reference books into a box and the rest on the sofa for easy access.
6. I do not have my own room, therefore I rely on the dinner table. I do have a study table, however I fail to comprehend my parents' logic when they situated it in one of the most inconvenient places ever, not to mention most uncomfortable. They placed it in a corner where there's no fan, hardly any light and infested with mosquitoes. So I just keep my craft stuff there. It's not even a table, its this huge-ass cupboard thing that has a huge lid that becomes a makeshift table when you pull it out. Plus my brother who has insecurity issues dumps his books and his huge-ass heavy-ass bag on the chair. So even if I want to sit there I can't. Unless I want to find somewhere to temporarily put the bag and the books. Which if I do, I'll get a lot of shit from him.

So I was finishing up my folio after three hours of doing Part B. Which by the way is fucktastical.

I was so happy for like, a few moments until I got irritated cos my brother has yet shut up. And I was writing fantastic words on Twitter and Facebook when my aunt came.

You know, my Physics teacher has always told us that everyone had that bitchy auntie who always compares you with their own kids. In my case, almost all my aunties and uncles are bitchy. Like I have this bitchy uncle on my Dad's side who will never be impressed by me, yet is ecstatic that his grand-kid is in Cosmotots. You know what that is? A freaking tuition centre. Bitch, people like me? We don't need to go to no Cosmotots for English classes. People like me have the dictionary flipping ingrained into our brains.

Anyway, this aunt of mine came by and started criticizing me cos I used Excel. My brother asked me how long it took me and I said three hours and my aunt was like "what the fuck, do with your hands la faster blablabla" I put my earphones back and blasted Linkin Park.


Look. I know I shouldn't get pissed off at my family members. And I know my aunt has her shining glory moments but most of the time, her freaking temper gets on my fucking nerves.

You do not. I repeat, DO NOT criticize my folio. Especially after I've spent three motherfucking hours of MY LIFE finishing it. You DO NOT come by and start telling me that I should've used my hands instead. Look, I am not stupid. I know I can, but I didn't. Cos I know I will waste paper cos I always do. And there are freaking designs there okay. I need grids, and I need to create my own designs. And I know I will fuck up somewhere. Even using the computer, I've fucked up. I had to redo a lot of stuff. Imagine the amount of paper I would've wasted. Not to mention the time wasted making sure my words are straight. I am extremely obsessive with perfection when it comes to my folios okay. So suck it, or get the fuck out.


And I know you'll eventually sarcastically ask me why I took up Science stream anyway. Look, Miss Nothing-Is-Ever-Good-Enough-For-Me, I took up Science because there is no sub-science. Because I have little to no friends in Accounts. Because Accounts is in BM and I hate BM, I hate the accounts teacher cos she's a bitch too, and I generally cannot do anything in BM.

Homework, homework, homework. Homework.
HOMEWORK.
HOMEWORKKKKK.


I need to pass up Add Maths folio on Monday, and I've only finished Part A .. which I have yet to print out. Then I have some stuff to do that involves a thick-ass book and honestly.

Yes, it is true that I draw my eyebrows.

SORRY I HAD TO GET IT OUT OF MY CHEST. I figured that its unrealistic if a girl can grow up without ever putting on make-up. Even on a daily basis. Not that I do it on a daily basis lol have you seen me when I wake up!?


but on the weekends, when I feel like it, I slab on some BB cream lol.

Some girls out there AHEM AHEM I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS WAY COUGH COUGH COUUGHHH grew up with the stereotype around them that they're tomboys and they shall be tomboys forever and when they come to the point of their lives when they want to experiment with make-up, they don't cos its awkward and they're scared people will make fun of them.

Am I just talking about myself lol you should SEE the dirty looks my Dad gives me whenever he sees cosmetics LOL even acne serums. He keeps going all "in my days, students_______________" and I'm like

Heard that, had enough of it. So anyway, yes. I do draw my eyebrows. But I don't do it with a pencil, I use my Benefit Brow Zings brow powder my Mom got me :D cos once I went for eyebrow waxing lol

I don't trust brow threading cos I've read really bad experiences from people out there who went for threading lol. My cousin went for threading when she went to Taiwan and in that period of time she had the scariest looking eyebrows EVER. It's not like they exaggerate the arch, they made it too thin! Not PnHeratini too thin but y'know..scary thin.

Benefit Brow Bar. Waxing brows costs RM38. It doesn't hurt too much, it just tingles (you can trust me when I say it only tingles. Some people just say it tingles but it actually feels like someone's raping your skin) and then they'll try to make you buy their products SO KEEP YOUR FEET ROOTED OKAY. DON'T FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS.

Though their pore-fessional is quite good, according to my Mom who is currently using it. And it's true! Her pores DISAPPEARED. But that's only if you have giant-ass pores la lol.

Anyway, just got a new toner today :D Dr G. Balancing Toner. The Sasa girl said it's good for combination skin and it had pretty good reviews. FINGERS CROSSED.

And if you ever see SuKin toner. Don't.

At first it's okay. After that I used Herbaline's moisturising toner (I had it, after my facial) and switched back..it was horrible. MY SKIN WAS SO DRY.


And that might sound good to y'all but it ain't. It only feels dry for like 10 minutes.

Last time when I was using my Origins Toner it was fantastic. But it was also RM100 per bottle lol so nevermind.
This Dr G one is RM69/150ml which will probably last you 2-3 months.

Dear Text Book Authors:

Please disregard all "levels" of learning, because what you're doing to me is absurd. Your stupid syllabus continuations of a certain topic to the next year IS STUPID. THAT IS NOT HOW A STORY FLOWS. YOU DO NOT SNIP OFF A PART OF THE STORY AND EXPECT US TO PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER. A SUCCESSFUL STORY DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. NO WAY. THEY PUT THE ENTIRE THING INTO ONE BOOK.

So fuck you for your puzzle-piece stories. I hate it when I see a topic and I have to wait for another year when I HAVE A FUZZY MEMORY ON SAID TOPIC TO SPRING IT BACK ON ME AGAIN.

I wonder if guys actually do this lol. The top comment was

So yesterday was our practical teachers' last day. On Wednesday, they actually bought a cake for us to say goodbye :)


The cake was pretty awesome. It was chocolate with chocolate and chocolate.
The bastards in the class wouldn't take the cake I cut cos they're all greedy people for the chocolate pieces. I got frustrated halfway cutting and just told the people who wanted the chocolate pieces to just take them already so I can cut properly -.- Fuck you bastards lol make my life so hard.


Took a bunch of photos with Cik Wani's camera (I think it's hers.) and we kept trying to make him and her sit together haha its the same conspiracy as the one back in Form Two between Miss Nurul and Mister Connelly. Me and Michelle used to go all "Conelleeehhh" everytime we see her HAHAHAHA anyway, moving on..


So this is VT trying desperately to push Cik Wani closer to Encik Hamidi HAHAHAHA we're so stupid.


This is us trying to convince them to cut the cake together HAHA and they were all "NOOOOOOOO"

The class that day was about our menstrual cycle and the formation of a foetus. In the end, there was this song and Encik Hamidi caught us on video singing the Blood Song HAHA



We actually sang "beloop" cos we didn't know it was blood HAHAH we fail.

His last slide :)

Yellow one is 5S1's envelope of comments, One with cartoon man in front is obviously 4S2's. 4S2's card-book thingy for them is so funny lol they drew him I think and it looks like some Dragon Ball character HAHAHA. The one in the middle is by me ME MEEEE HAHAH must take credit ok. I spent one hour brainstorming and getting it done. And by brainstorming I mean googling farewell card pictures :P I am a victim of lack of originality. I found the design here.

On his Facebook Timeline, he wrote:

A mother to one of my students came to me and said "haiyoo my daughter wants to find a boyfriend like you Cikgu Hamidi. Now you can call me mummy". You see, this is one of the good things teaching at school where there are less than 10 male teachers. You suddenly become a David Beckam or Henry Cavill or something. HAHAHA I laughed really hard at those comments. Love you kids, really. More to come! 

Isn't that adorable lol. And completely true.



Dedicating this to Encik Hamidi and Cik Wani :)

Contrary to popular belief, Add Maths is only hard if you don't have enough practice.

I, am a lazy person. Therefore Add Maths is "hard".

ADD MATHS PROJECT IS MAKING ME FEEL STUPID-ER AND STUPID-ER :(

Everyone knows how to do it, but me.

So today is our rumoured to be last carnival day of SMK Seri Mutiara cos it's Mr. Lim's last year soo.. lol

My class was selling fried noodles. At first, when I heard about it I was like ._. okay what lol


plus teacher said we're only gonna have eggs, bean sprouts and fish cakes in it and I was like ... that's so bland! but y'know, I wasn't there for a week and they have obviously put alot of thought in it so I backed off. In fact, my wonderful assistant in the form of Fiona was very wonderfully organized. She arranged everything from top to bottom, and I'm very proud of her for not freaking out cos the assistants I've had in the past years....

anyway, the start of the day was pretty crappy cos the bilik masakan wasn't open until 7.30am and the guard didn't open the nearest gate so we had to take the long way t-.-

after everything was settled, teacher started her "masterchef witch-craft" and taught Dimples and Fiona how to prepare the noodles and stuff. The noodles ended up good! In my opinion, it was a little bit salty, but to everyone else it was really spicy which was odd to me cos I normally cannot stomach spicy foods but it was pretty much OK to me.


I'm really lazy to blog right now but the bottom line is, the day was pretty good, but not the kind of epic that stays in your memories for years to come. More of an okay, that's out of the way kind of good. The performances were good though. Kudos to the performers for their hard work and dedication!



One of the performances by ex-students of SMKSM. I swear the entire time she was dancing, I was focusing on her shirt, WILLING it to not fly up too high or her dignity will go down the drain. But this performance was among my favourites (though it resembled more of a aerobics dance, but they incorporated some pretty awesome edgy moves so it's pretty awesome.)



another performance by another ex-student of SMKSM, his brother and 2 of our own seniors. Eventhough they pretty much used the same music for every dance they perform, they never cease to amaze. And that line is one of the cheesiest lines I've ever said, please forget that and save me from eternal embarrassment.



Last, but not least, UNIQ! I bet the guys sitting in the front row had the time of their lives, seeing so many hot girls dancing in front of them, practically selling their butts for free HAHAHAHAH sorry, that was crude.


their performance wasn't that bad either! Good moves, good songs. The fact that two girls bumped into each other in the starting showed people that these girls are real.

is this like a corny fest for me or what. Why is everything I write so corny now.

Whenever my Dad starts PMS-ing, I swear it sucks out all of the very little patience I have with him.

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME. EVERY TIME THAT MAN IS IN A MOOD, I GET FUCKING VICTIMISED. WHY? COS I'M THE ONLY CHILD THEY HAVE WHO ACTUALLY IS STUPID ENOUGH TO STAY DOWNSTAIRS.

I AM GOING TO ROT UPSTAIRS NOW. DOWNSTAIRS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A SANE PLACE FOR ME.

STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID. ALL THOSE AUNTIES OUT THERE WHO TELL ME I HAVE A GOOD FATHER CAN JUST GO FUCK THEMSELVES. GOOD FATHER MY FUCKING ASS HOLE.

Everyone who has ever seen/met my Mom tells me the same thing:

your Mom is so scary looking ...

And yes, she is scary looking. And when she starts interrogating/reprimanding you, it's the scariest shit ever. When she scolded one of the girls under her in the office, she flipping made her cry. People are just basically afraid of my Mom and they all prefer my Dad cos he's good with people..just not necessarily his own family but whatever...........................

Conversation One with My Mother:

Mom: I told you to clean the window sills everyday, did you do it?
Maid: Yes, Ma'am. (she pronounces Ma'am as Mum..lol.)
Mom:

So my Mom bought this machine that makes juice and smoothies and such..she's using it for making soya bean now and oh my god lololol.

She bought that machine like ages ago and is only using it now. And the soya beans she bought were in our kitchen for a few months. So naturally it accumulated lots of those pesky bugs you find in rice. And I had to pick them out -_- and they do not die in water.


after that, we found out that the plug is not the conventional Malaysian 3-pin plug. It had 3 pins, but in a different style. So my Mom got frustrated when she couldn't find her adapter. We found the adapter and we were like YAY!

Then turns out the bloody plug doesn't even work with the adapter.


So I connected the machine/blender thingy with our electric kettle socket..and it fit, and when we plugged it in, I was like PROCEED WITH CAUTION. which made my Mom giggle hahaha so far, so good.

NO EXPLOSIONS!

I just googled the sockets and they're the same socket and according to Wikipedia, they have Earth wires so thank godd...

but its not done yet so I'm still keeping my fingers crossed our kitchen doesn't combust in flames because we so direly need to make homemade soya bean.

Okay, so Taylor Swift's personality as some girl who finds a new love as easy as finding grass in Iceland isn't exactly nice. But her new song featuring Ed Sheeran is pretty catchy.



I just wanna know you better-

went through my Facebook photos. WTF WAS I DOING?!

Types Of Women Men Like Better Than Me | Thought Catalog

Extracted from an article on ThoughtCatalog.com

I’ll grunt at you instead of answering your questions and I’ll be relieved when you leave the room and shut the door behind you, because I love you so much, and you should never have to receive me when I’m like this. When I’m like this I should be shackled to a wall and fed gruel that’s been slopped on the ground in front of me, and my hands should be tied behind my back so that I have to lap it up from the dirty floor with my tongue.

I guess love is when you come back, 15 minutes later, and you’ve been down to the off license and bought me my favorite biscuits, you know, the Weston’s Digestives with the chocolate on one side, even though it’s cold in the street and we’re poor and have no money to pay our rent. The way you come back to me, with the packet of biscuits in one hand and a cup of tea in the other, the way you come so silently and put these things next to me, the way you walk across the room without even displacing the air you’re moving through, makes me ashamed that you have to love someone that can be such a horrible little troll.

But still, I love you so much I am too embarrassed to apologise, and I continue to sit there with my arms crossed and my bottom lip out. I won’t even turn my head to face you, but I can see the biscuits laying on the bed between us, as you take up your position next to me, leaning against the brick wall because I’ve got all the pillows and I’m too stubborn and surly to take one. I think I love you more as we sit there, me obstinate and you so calm, a ringmaster waltzing boldly into a lion’s den.

Read the full article. It's for the sick lonely people out there like me who want to experience this.

I wanted to blog about my Taiwan one-day tour but Blogger hates me today and won't let me upload all the photos and I got impatient so whatever. Nothing interesting happened anyway lol

Instead, I'm blogging about this movie I watched while on my TV-movie-marathon (bloody telephone wire putus so I had no wifi, therefore I resort to lying on the sofa watching movies all day. Call me what you want, I already know I'm lazy and I should've done some studying.)

And I watched "This Means War" starring Reese Witherspoon, Tom Hardy and Chris Pine.


I'm not going into the story cos I'm lazy and this is not an info-post. This is a post of two hot guys. Two very hot guys.

You know what, screw the whole idea of having posts on "Taipei Day ___" cos I don't remember everything. I just remember snippets of the day and how annoying some things were and stuff like that. So I'm just gonna randomly post photos in maybe chronological order. Nicknames I give to people around me are completely fictional and unreal and any circumstances in which is coincidental is merely coincidental.