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Cereal with Class

"I definitely am a cool guy, but not a good guy."
"Please throw away the misconception that nice ladies always want a good guy."


YOU GO GA EUL!


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"Jan Di,"
"Mmm?"
"I'm sorry for hurting you."
":)"
"Jan Di,"
"What now?"
"I love you."







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When Jae Kyung objects to the wedding, and Jan Di and Jun Pyo meets in the yacht and he hugs her and the very nice, catchy song...




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My Mom just got back from Vietnam and in the airport, like any other shopaholic woman who takes advantage of the duty free shopping at the airport, she went to the perfume section and got this Ralph Lauren cologne sample. I found it among the chocolate (not for us -.- I felt happy for like 2 seconds, before she's all oh, put it in the fridge it's for the office -______________- potong steam) and I liked the scent so I threw it in my tuition bag (you do not want to put your head into my tuition bag...just don't. You'll die from the bad smell and the bacteria from my snot cos I get the flu really often)





Today, I smelt it again and PING PING PING I realised the scent is the exact same one my Physics teacher wears -_____________________________________________- I feel so conflicted now cos I like the scent, but then it's linked to my tuition teacher. HAVE YOU EVER HAD THAT FEELING?

WHEN YOU LIKE SOMETHING, BUT SOMEONE OLDER LIKES IT TOO. And you don't know if that person likes young stuff, or if you like old stuff.

So now my tuition bag smells like him.



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This song. I love


YES YES YES I KNOW BOYS OVER FLOWERS WAS SOOOOOOO 5 YEARS AGO, BUT I ONLY STARTED WATCHING IT NOW AND I'M LATE AND SHIT. 

SO WHAT. It's a nice drama!



I feel so conflicted watching this drama. On one hand, GOO JUN PYO is a really nice name to say, but his hair.... ಠ_ಠ   But but but but but he can be so sweet when he wants to, in his own sick way. And and and Lee Min Ho is good looking! Despite his nose being very annoyingly large.

But then Ji Hoo is so sweet and kind and sensitive, but his parts are so boring ._.  but he's like THE perfect boyfriend. And he's really caring and shit. He's like the 白马王子 everyone is raving about, I mean HELLO even the stylists put him in those clothes fit for a very kind prince that everyone falls for. He even wears white all the time. And he's good at riding horses. 

On the other hand, Kim Bum has the most charming smile I have ever seen on a man with such small eyes. YES, HIS SMILE SURPASSES TAEYANG'S VERY FAMOUS EYE SMILE. His smile is like.. CHIIINGGGGG THE CLOUDS GIVE WAY TO THE SUN COMING OUT, THE BIRDS SOARING THROUGH THE SKY MAJESTICALLY AND THE RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS AND VERY HOT GUY.

I have conflicted feelings about who is The Hottest One .




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If you're like me, and your kitchen only contains the very bare bones of a very typical Chinese kitchen who has no flour, no oven, no food processor...etc then maybe you can try this. Super recommended if you just got your mother-fucking annoying retainers or braces and you can't chew.

This super simple banana smoothie only requires a banana, 3/4 cup of milk and ice. Hello, what kitchen doesn't have this? If you don't have bananas, I'm quite sure your mother buys apples. Use that.

Get your blender out. Yes, the blender that's STILL IN IT'S BOX even after 10 years of buying it (I'm quite sure I'm not alone............) and put the sliced bananas in, followed by the milk and ice.

I'm not quite sure how much ice you need lol cos I just used the cacat looking ones from the ice cube tray hahahahahaha I know I'm really unspecific right now but you know, just follow your gut.


This should be the smoothie ratio;  2:2:1    same ratio of bananas to milk and half of that of ice........ okay basically two parts banana, two parts milk and one part ice. 

Once you OCD freaks got that right, blend away! You'll end up with a very light yellow frothy liquid that we all call our banana smoothie! :D 

I googled some recipes, and I found one that added peanut butter to the mixture. You can try, if you want to. I don't really like peanut butter, so yeah :P

You can also add vanilla extract or honey if you have any. 




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Some people are just so oblivious to their own actions. Like, seriously. Dude. Get a hold of yourself. Everyone thinks it's disgusting and weird, okay? Not that I'm telling you to stop what you're feeling, I'm just saying that you should acknowledge the fact that EVERYONE. BLOODY. KNOWS.

And you can stop giving people bitch glares when they do something that apparently, they shouldn't do. I know, I know. Sometimes these things can happen. BUT YOU CAN'T STOP PEOPLE FROM COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER PEOPLE!



Sometimes, I really wonder how we're still friends lol. You obviously can't stand me, and I can't stand your attitude towards life. You're wasting it away doing things that shouldn't matter THAT much. You're losing yourself and sooner or later, you'll turn into some mutated beast that no one will talk to because you get all green eyed and fume-breathing at EVERY SINGLE THING.

I hope you understand that people won't view you any different if you just differ a little bit from your extremely narrow path. It won't be disgraceful or anything. Besides, WHO IS PUSHING YOU TOWARDS THIS MEANINGLESS LIFE ANYWAY? No one is pressuring you, so far as I know. No one expects so much from you. You push yourself into such impossible standards because you believe that people will look down on you!

Dude. That's delusional.



And everytime we read those.....eeeeeeeeeeeeerrk.


Sebagai masyarakat dan kawan awak yang prihatin, saya nak awak mengetahui bahawa perlakuan awak sangat "geli"
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How can you not find Siwon extremely good looking? Observe how he so innocently rapes you with his eyes, and charms you in with his dimples. They're not in-you-face kind of dimples. They're the you-only-get-to-see-this-when-I-smile dimples, which makes them even more irresistible cos you have to wait for him to smile.


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So I just got my orthodontic removal appliance :D step one to straight teeth! Can't do braces yet, cos my teeth are kind of on the weird side. So I have to wear this to push one of my front teeth out cos I'm a weirdo :P one of my front teeth is in, and the other is out.

I got this from Google Images. It looks something like this. Basically I just have these metal clips "clipped" onto my top molars and this metal thingy pushes my front tooth out.


I can't chew properly, I can't speak properly and I keep drooling. How to survive in school? I FEEL SO HUNGRY NOW.

My Dad made me eat bread during breakfast and it was a very horrific experience hahaha I feel like vomiting now. I couldn't chew properly so I just mashed it between my tongue and the "ceiling" (?) of my mouth. My brother said I'll probably have digestion problems here on now.

Maybe I should start looking for smoothie recipes lolololol.








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I love that girl in my BM class.


ARGGH SOFT HAIR GUY SAT BESIDE ME TODAY HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE









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So we were doing some research on coed schools and I found this article written by Anita Vachharajani about how coed schools are better than single sex schools and it's SO FUNNY!

As a boyfriend-starved college student, I knew one thing for a fact: the dreary Sahara desert of my lovelife was made more wretched by the fact that I had grown up going to an all-girls’ school. Boys were exotic creatures for us. We only met them inside the pages of books. In college, where they appeared in human form, we had no idea what to say to them.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Sahara desert of my lovelife
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Am watching this show on Channel 317, called "Take Me Out" and this guy...

he's a guard for really expensive stuff. He's a Cancer, and he's freaking good looking. Skin white like tofu, but man. His suit makes him look so good. He doesn't have that kind of hair that teenagers have, he has that flipping sexy slicked back 'do that looks good in age. My Mom was soooo attracted HAHAHAH

We were like, WOW.


My Dad was like, "Wah you so old still attracted wan ah" HAHAHAHAHHAHA
The show works like this. The guy comes out and he talks about himself and the girls decide if they want him. Then this clip talking about his job and shit comes out and the girls decide again. Then a clip of his friend/relative saying why they should choose him. And if there are any girls left, he gets to choose which girl he wants (if there are more than 2).

He showed a clip of him working out cos he says it's important to keep fit and healthy.


And then at the last round when he could ask them one question, he asked

"What is your sexiest move and show it to me."

OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!


In the end he picked this girl who said her sexiest move is her smile hahaha.

So typical of a Cancer man to fall for the soft girl. HE CAN FULFILL ALL YOUR KOREAN BOYFRIEND FANTASIES. Cos for one thing, he speaks Chinese so you can actually understand him and he looks like a Korean with big eyes. SCORE!??!?!?!?!?!?!

I hope more hot guys will come out :3


***

HOLY SHIT THE NEXT GUY IS SO GOOD LOOKING TOO. AND HE'S 190CM TALL OMFG THAT'S PERFECT FOR SHORT PEOPLE. YOUR BABIES ARE SAVED!

And I think he's a designer. But the previous guy was more suave. This guy is a talker. The one before is like freaking James Bond cos of his job.

And this guy is a Pisces. 

Eh. I like Taiwanese Korean Looking James Bond Guy better.
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I think we fall the hardest when reality doesn't meet expectation. Reality sucks.

I expected the bus to be there by 6am.
The bus reached there at 6.30am. We reached school at 6 for nothing.

I expected two buses, cos there were so many people going.
One bus came, and some people had to stand.

I expected Dataran Putrajaya to be freaking awesome and pretty and fabulous.
Istana Kehakiman was the prettiest thing I saw there. 

I expected the run to be freaking long. I thought we were going to walk for 5km.
The senamrobik took longer than the walk. We walked like, what? 400m? 300m? Pathetic.

I expected the carnival to be full of food and carnival-esque stuff.
The carnival was full of womenly beauty products or baby stuff. Or weird TV stations no one has ever heard of.




Imagine if you lived in a place like Istana Kehakiman lol. So majestic and high-class looking. Everyday, when you wake up you can sit in your bed and admire your room. Then you can wear your robe and walk down the freaking huge marble staircase like royalty and the servants bow to your glory.
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Imagine if we all talked and act like those people in Korean dramas.

I hope you like it :)
I hope it was well received, please give me your love ~ 

*gives present*
I hope you like it *bow* please accept my love ~

Oh, this tastes so good!
Mmmmm...this is good, so delicious~~



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ALL I WANNA DO IS BANG BANG BANG AND KKKAAA CHING! AND STEAL YOUR MONEHHHH

ALL I WANNA DO IS BANG BANG BANG AND KKKAAA CHING! AND STEAL YOUR MONEHHHH

ALL I WANNA DO IS BANG BANG BANG AND KKKAAA CHING! AND STEAL YOUR MONEHHHH

ALL I WANNA DO IS BANG BANG BANG AND KKKAAA CHING! AND STEAL YOUR MONEHHHH
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I just found this online. The back says "PUG LIFE *random numbers* and Houston Police Dept." 
hahahahahah so cute.



HAHAH so cute! WHY TYPO. WHY CAN'T YOU BE IN LEISURE MALL SO I DON'T HAVE TO TRAVEL SO FAR JUST TO ENJOY YOUR NICE STATIONARY.

Stationaryholic (n) : someone who is obsessed over stationary items, and develops lust for nice and good stationary. 

That's what my Dad says about me lol my brother says that other people brag about their shoes and shit, I brag about my nice stationary HAHAHAHAHA



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the clerk at tuition helped Physics teacher buy battery for his mic, and when she came in he was so happy. He gave her RM20 for her to split with the other clerk, and an additional RM5 to buy herself some coffee.

We were all like, chehh cikgu! Then he was all, "what, she cute what. No meh?"


hehehehhehehehehe and then he tried to defend himself and said that the third clerk that's the smallest one is the scariest. "you see her like so small right, but when she open her mouth.."

HAHAH it's so true. She's the most garang one eventhough she's the smallest one there hahaha small is powerful, dude. 
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This. I never even watched the movie, but.. ARGHHH



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I FOUND THAT SONG FROM THE WINDOWS 8 COMMERCIAL! So addictive :D
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Now that I got that out of my chest, I can now rant about the educational system.

What Malaysia really needs are actual teachers, interested in teaching. Not teachers that are just there for money. Not teachers who are just there cos they got rejected from University.

My brother told me that the truth is, all our teachers are University rejects. Our teachers are underpaid rejects who have nowhere to go so they settle with teaching. And I can't say he's exactly wrong. If our teachers were so fantastic and awesome and all that, majority of parents will not send their children to tuition classes.

Yeah, you can argue that kids who go to tuition are the lazy ones who don't want to study alone.
Excuse me, but have you seen the text books? They're unsubstantial, they have NOTHING in them and when there is anything worth reading, it's all cryptic. I want you to go to the bookshop and see if anyone in their right mind will pay so much for reference books that are thick as hell, the print is so small I get cross eyed when I read and NO GUARANTEE THAT YOUR CHILD WILL GET SATISFACTORY RESULTS.

Besides, bloody exams do not ask questions from the text book. Exams ask questions from everywhere. Exams ask questions that no one sees in reference books.

So where do people turn to? Tuition centres! The teachers there are suitably experienced, they're paid a suitable amount that allows them to be committed. Tuition centres also have no disciplinarians that breathe under your neck. You can wear whatever shit you want to wear, you can bring whatever you want. But the syarat is that you don't use your phone in the class. That's okay, because the teachers are interesting.


This is what majority of teachers lack - charisma. If you ask me, charisma matters a lot in attracting a student's attention. Your style of talking contributes greatly to a student's attention. Everyone has a short attention span, and if you're the kind that already have boring looking face with basically no emotion in your eyes, and your voice is equally as dull, WHO WILL YOU ATTRACT? Who will want to listen to you talk?? Imagine if all politicians talked like that, newspaper reporters will be paid so much more higher for the effort they put in to stay awake.

It also doesn't help that teachers in Malaysia are horrible underpaid. No wonder they have no motivation. No money no talk, right?

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I'm just going to use MN as an example of a teacher I actually like. MN was my temporary teacher on practical back in my Form 2 days. 

At first, I didn't really like her cos she was so scary on the first day. Sooner or later, I actually started to look forward to my English lessons. You can tell she works really hard in trying to teach. So many newspaper cut-outs to attract our interest and help us make connections with urban culture and literature. She also invested quite an amount of cash into teaching us. I remember once, after class she gave us paper circles and taught us how to make paper fortune cookies lol. That was fun.

FUN.

And not just because of that, we barely used our exercise books. We did mostly worksheets and we wrote on colour paper. We all know that exercise books are the boringest things to express yourself in, but she gave us all an exercise book to write a journal in. Uh, excuse me but how many teachers do that? They can barely spare us 50 cents off their phone, apa lagi exercise books la. 

I really like MN hahaha.

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And don't you say that tuition teachers have it easy. I will know. My tuition teachers have to travel from tuiton centre to tuition centre everyday. They also have to teach a whole lot of one-hour-lessons everyday. 

My Sejarah teacher - Mr Ahmad has over 1000 students in total to teach. I can justify that. One form alone has over 200 students, and that's only because he stopped accepting students so he won't go insane. Each form has 2 classes. And he teaches in 3 brances of the tuition centre. That sounds like a lot right? He has 9 hours on Saturdays, you know. And he still manages to catch our attention.

You must be thinking what hell it must be in the class right? Wrong. Except for form 1 classes, the rest are all pretty mature and obedient. The class is usually so quiet, every move you make can be heard by everyone, literally. Every squeak, every sniff, everything. The embarrassment of so many people hearing you sneeze is so mortifying, that no one dares make too much sound. 

His notes are good, his teaching is good and he understands that we need a break from learning after 30 minutes. And he thinks we don't notice this, but he usually starts talking about other stuff by the 30th minute. And he also tries to make really funny examples and all that. He's really committed into what he's doing, really. He doesn't give up on us. He makes lots of extra classes for the weak, and he is currently doing extra classes for Form 4 topics. 

So admirable.

I also hope that the Minister of Education makes all Science subject teachers to take English lessons. That's what my primary school did with the Maths and Science teachers. Every Thursday, they'll learn English and pronounciation while we students go for our "extra-extra-curricular activites" lol. It's basically this new bunch of clubs out of koko clubs. I obviously went for Art class, and I can safely say he loves me hehehehe as a student la pundek, he's flipping old. That would've been paedophilia. 

BUT BACK TO THE TOPIC, teachers should seriously learn their freaking English so they can make sense in class. So that the ENGLISH EDUCATED can actually understand what they're trying to tell us.

PLEASE LA. I DON'T WANT TO BE SO BLUR IN CLASS ANYMORE BECAUSE MY TEACHERS MUMBLE IN BM TO THEMSELVES AND ONLY THE PEOPLE IN THE FRONT CAN UNDERSTAND. PLEASE CONSIDER US STUDENTS SITTING AT THE BACK.

If the students sitting in the back aren't considered in your teaching radar, please give yourself a tight slap. We're still students, we just look smaller from the front. Come to the back sometimes la, please. Everyone knows students thrive in attention.
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I wanted to post this rant yesterday, but I was really tired after Debate and I was really tired after tuition...so I delayed it and now I'm doing it :) This rant might be long, could be short. Just bear with me.

Disclaimer: this is all in my opinion. I'm not here to spark some huge argument, I'm not writing this so she can get fired. I'm writing this in hopes that someone will read it and do something about it.

Dear Pn Maz,

you, are the worst. THE WORST teacher I have ever had the bad luck to encounter in my life. Last year, you told us that Pn Nik will teach us this year, and I was getting so excited to experience it...and then the school decided to fuck things up and put you as our chemistry teacher, again.

You, are the worst Chemistry teacher ever. Don't you think that you can smile your way out. It might've worked with your sexually frustrated professors back in your Organic Chemistry College days, but it doesn't work with students, especially a student like me.

First of all, will it kill you to teach in English? Okay, so maybe it's not your fault. We'll come to that later. But will it hurt for you to make some sense? Look. You have to use your brain and common sense and fucking general knowledge here. Have you never been a student? I don't know how old you are, but I don't think you're that old to forget about how it's like to be a student.

They should teach teachers this - studentology. They should teach teachers student psychology, so that the teachers can know what to expect and what not to expect from a student. Tuition teachers should also tutor these school teachers. Excuse me, but don't expect us to know anything.

You tell us that your teacher used to make you read the text book beforehand, before she teaches.


You say like that's a good thing. That's utter bullshit. You obviously don't know that your teacher is just forcing you guys to do her job for her. So she will have one less thing to bother about. You're lifting her load for her, and I don't think that's in a student's criteria - to make teachers' life easier as a teacher. That's like telling a constructor to build a house with no plan before you give them a plan to strengthen the house. That's bullshit, and it doesn't make any sense.

Besides, if that actually worked, you can actually answer our questions. We wouldn't have to wait two weeks later when the question is long forgotten about. Please, by the time you find out the answer, we would've already went through tuition.


That time when Yik Kin asked you a question about naming that isomer, my Chemistry tuition teacher already taught us that. You're not supposed to join numbers and letters together. You wouldn't have to say "I don't know, let me check and I'll get back with you." if you actually knew your shit.

Look, I bet you're actually a really nice person. But being a really nice person and having a cute smile will not get you anywhere further as a teacher. You can't always smile and everything will be better. That's stupid. That's delusional. You can conduct your own experiment, treat it as your own Teaching Peka.

You can go to all the classes you teach, gather all the students you teach that got an A in the subject you taught. Then find out how many of them do not have Chemistry tuition. Then find out whether the non-tuitioners have genius parents.

I hope you're surprised. Hello, if it wasn't for tuition, we would've literally died in everything.

I hope you do something about your fucked up teaching skills. I hope someone puts you in a month long teaching AND chemistry course. And then put you in a Teaching Chemistry course, on how to teach Chemistry effectively. I can introduce you to my Chemistry teacher, he's not bad.

Sincerely, with much hope that you become less of a flirt and more of a teacher,
Ezhen
student
monitor
generasi yang akan datang
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Terus Teranglah - Soo Wincci
okay, so this isn't SO bad. It reminds me of BIGBANG's We Belong Together lol.

If you ask me, Malaysian singers have waaay more singing talent than most popular Korean groups. Korean groups usually rely on their aesthetics and dancing skills. But hardly any of them can REALLY sing. Malaysian singers, usually consisting of Malays can actually sing very well. They're like the underdogs of the industry cos our song style never changes, so it doesn't really attract.
But our songs are pure and barely any of them involve the popular electro pop thing that's really in style nowadays. It's really the basics, with fun singing and stuff.

Terus Teranglah obviously isn't one of the pure ones, but it does sound good.
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After the audition, all these ideas starts to pop in my head. What I should have said, how I could say it. I feel so disappointed in myself. Just gonna prepare for my Oral now lol can't wait.
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You think you have big eyes, you can do whatever you want? You think your boyfriend very powerful? You think that just because everyone seemingly likes you, you have power over everyone? This bitch, who moves so fucking slow and looks at me with that fucking lansi look. You think I'm very free? You think I don't need to eat? You think I can rehat later than everyone else? Bitch. I hope you rot inside out. Don't think that people will be fooled by your innocent smile for ever.


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So I went for my school's debate team auditions today. I had no idea it was an audition. I thought it was just a briefing on what we're supposed to be, what we're supposed to do. Apparently, I thought wrong because everyone prepared pre-audition and I'm like, what???

SO I was like, okay chill.

Until Kevin and Jin Hua spoke and my confidence and self esteem hit rock bottom. Those two are like the power speakers. THEY'RE SO GOOD! And I was like, stumbling here and there trying to gather some points. I was improvising. The motion was "Peer pressure is more useful than harmful". So I talked a little about peer pressure and how everyone is affected by it. Then my mouth started thinking by its own and I started talking about pressured sex -.- cos I'm a natural in talking about sex. 
But then I ran out of thing to say so I just rujuk the paper and talked but I had no idea what was happening. 
I think that's when I killed my chances.

So in the end after everyone had a shot, teacher told us who's what and etc. Obviously, Kevin and Jin Hua got speakers. And Sook Yee is a reserved speaker. 

I got researcher. It was so confusing, the way she was trying to justify my position. She told me that I'm witty and I'm very persuasive but I stumble with my words. So I'm a researcher. -.- and there can only be 3 speakers and we must have a Bumiputra in the speakers group soo yeah. I'm not even a reserved.

I'm a researcher.


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So I took this career test to pinpoint me towards the Right Path and all that. Cos I like a bit of everything and it's kind of hard to choose which one to gravitate towards. So I Googled career tests and I got to one at BBC.com 

The questionnaire is quite short - only 7 questions! And it pinpoints to 6 main types of personality: 


  • Realistic
  • Conventional
  • Social
  • Enterprising
  • Artistic
  • Investigative

The results show you the types that most (and least) fit you and can help you think about your impending future. 

So my two main types are 

Enterprising and Artistic.

Enterprising

Your results suggest that Enterprising type work might suit your interests and preferences.
Enterprising types like persuading and influencing people as well as controlling, managing and selling to them. They like to take a lead and are often quite motivated and ambitious but may be impatient and can find rules and detail frustrating. They tend to favour roles such as salesperson, manager, estate agent, supervisor, lawyer, advertising or marketing executive and often like positions that have status and prestige.

Artistic

Your results suggest that Artistic type work might suit your interests and preferences.
Artistic types are interested in creativity and art, preferring freedom and independence to following rules and procedures. Self-expression is very important to Artistic types and they may prefer to work alone. Typical roles for Artistic types include artist, singer, designer, photographer, musician, writer and actor.

I always knew I was a lawyer type. Stubborn, impatient, diabolical but marshmallow inside. 

I shouldn't really take this too seriously right? I mean, it's pretty vague. It says that this does not guarantee anything and it only states which one do I work best with haha and how I work is like that. So yeah. Generally, I'm a freedom hippie who doesn't like rules and can be motivated but impatient with detail. 
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The school magazine we've been slaving our asses off last year is finally here! IN ITS MAGNIFICENT FABULOUS GLORY. There's a little error on the tabs but meh. UNIMPORTANT. As if anyone's going to die over the small error anyway.



Oh my god it's so awesome. We compared ours with the other schools and we're like, "psh. Ours is SOOO much more better ;)"


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This post is for all the girls with short hair out there - girls like me. Girls like me who have above-the-shoulder hair cuts.

Don't listen to all those magazines out there. Sure, Anne Hathaway looks super hot in her new pixie cut, but she's already engaged. She entered girlfriend-boyfriend-hood when she still had luscious run-your-fingers-through-my-hair locks. She was already engaged when she chopped it all off for Les Miserables (pronounced leh-mis-era-bel).



And besides, to pull of her look, you need some serious feminity in your face. You'll need to have huge imploring eyes, you'll need a dainty nose, you'll need a great cheekbones, you'll need a defined jawline...and we're all not made in the same factory Victoria Secret's Angels were created in.

But anyway, if you were to have a pixie cut and you
look awesome in it, IT WON'T MATTER. Cos the only guys you'll attract are the Korean wannabe-guys. And even then it's hard. Only a certain number will be attracted. Guys don't dig the short 'do.

Sure, Victoria Beckham looked really hot in her angled bob. Sure, Rihanna looks good in every haircut she gets (except for that blonde mess...ew.). BUT WE ARE ALL MADE DIFFERENT.

Where am I going here? Short hair girls like me have it hard. The only people we attract are other girls who want short haircuts, but don't have the courage to cut their gorgeous hair. Guys just think we're tomboys.


Sometimes I feel like growing my hair long - or like Anne Hathaway on the left. However, there are certain factors preventing this from happening. One, my mother. She's convinced that I look like a mop with long hair. Second, Pn Yean cos it's Pn Yean and she's an Anal Woman. Three, early mornings. My morning regime prevents me for spending too much time on my hair. I already take 20 minutes getting ready. And I can't go anywhere without washing my hair first - cos my hair becomes a ratnest overnight. And you long hair girls have to understand that when Short Hair Girls get rat-nest hair overnight, "just brushing it out" won't help. It'll probably help if you have long hair, but not with short hair. It doesn't work.

I feel so emotional now. My hair is so short :( and I think I'm PMS-ing. Everything makes me cry nowadays.
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Shall try to blog in a more formal way, cos I like how it looks.

Pretty Facebook Girls, you are the unicorns of the social media world. Your life is a blur of candid photos that somehow come out looking like something that would win a week’s competition on America’s Next Top Model, and other girls subtly remarking on how cripplingly jealous they are of you in comments that are meant to look joking.
Source: ThoughtCatalog.com

Quite sure everyone has that Pretty Facebook Girl all over their Timeline. Mine are actually people I know. All the rest of the Pretty Facebook Girls To The Sexually Frustrated are over-revealing Chinese girls who don't seem to know about the invention of Loose Shirts. Scratch that, they wear loose shirts, yeah, but with no underwear underneath. Cunts. 

BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, at one point of time, you get a teensy weensy little bit jealous of the attention they're getting. Why is it that so many guys give all these annoying attention whores the attention they so do not deserve? What is so alluring about all these girls? These Attention Whores use tactics to lure the male species in that are so transparent to girls. Guys just act oblivious to these tactics and enjoy the ride. 

I'd also like to add that Malaysians aren't as innocent as we want you to think we are. God, no. 

And all those girls who act all cute and innocent, please. Behind closed doors, they're the biggest bitches of all time. If you ask me, the mean girls are the nicest (COUGH COUGH HAHAHAHAHA COUGH COUGH). Of course, this doesn't apply to all girls. Some girls are just naturally bubbly and are really nice, which is the most annoying thing ever. How can you hate such a nice person? BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT? She looks gorgeous in everything she wears, she looks great without make up; and when she does wear make up she just looks even more hot. But you can't hate her cos she's the nicest, sweetest being on Earth. Ugh. 

There are also the desperate. I've seen a lot of girls throwing their dignity and self respect to the wind and make their Instagram to Boobstagram. Oh yeah, sure you're just lying down. ADMIT IT, YOU PURPOSELY DID THAT TO SHOW OFF YOUR CLEAVAGE. Of course you were coincidentally wearing something really skimpy, of course. 

We Average Girls will not stoop so low. Sure, we don't get a million likes on our photos. Sure, we don't have such a good social life as you Pretty Girls do. Sure, we don't have a long line of guys after us. We Average Girls will soon transform to Women With Respect. Just you wait. And you girls who think your boobs are oh so fabulous now? Yeah they're gonna sag when you get older. Try to be sexy then. 
You'll end up like this teacher in my school who seems to never have worn a bra in her youth.


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the HIMYM cast covers Les Mis's Confrontation song between Valjean and Javert HAHA oh my god this is hilarious.
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an amazing cover of one of my all time favourite song ever by Boyce Avenue and Tiffany Alvord. She's actually a rising artiste, and she's pretty good :) she's like a non-country version of Taylor Swift.
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I will like to revise what I've said about guy fashion. I realised that Malaysians don't all go to super cold places and Malaysia is a very very very hot place.

Therefore, guys can wear slippers. But please be clean. Or choose good colours.

Oh and does anyone know why Flipper is so goddamn famous? It seems like everyone's wearing a pair of Flipper slippers.

Heh. See what I did there?

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