Shall try to blog in a more formal way, cos I like how it looks.

Pretty Facebook Girls, you are the unicorns of the social media world. Your life is a blur of candid photos that somehow come out looking like something that would win a week’s competition on America’s Next Top Model, and other girls subtly remarking on how cripplingly jealous they are of you in comments that are meant to look joking.

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Quite sure everyone has that Pretty Facebook Girl all over their Timeline. Mine are actually people I know. All the rest of the Pretty Facebook Girls To The Sexually Frustrated are over-revealing Chinese girls who don't seem to know about the invention of Loose Shirts. Scratch that, they wear loose shirts, yeah, but with no underwear underneath. Cunts. 

BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, at one point of time, you get a teensy weensy little bit jealous of the attention they're getting. Why is it that so many guys give all these annoying attention whores the attention they so do not deserve? What is so alluring about all these girls? These Attention Whores use tactics to lure the male species in that are so transparent to girls. Guys just act oblivious to these tactics and enjoy the ride. 

I'd also like to add that Malaysians aren't as innocent as we want you to think we are. God, no. 

And all those girls who act all cute and innocent, please. Behind closed doors, they're the biggest bitches of all time. If you ask me, the mean girls are the nicest (COUGH COUGH HAHAHAHAHA COUGH COUGH). Of course, this doesn't apply to all girls. Some girls are just naturally bubbly and are really nice, which is the most annoying thing ever. How can you hate such a nice person? BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT? She looks gorgeous in everything she wears, she looks great without make up; and when she does wear make up she just looks even more hot. But you can't hate her cos she's the nicest, sweetest being on Earth. Ugh. 

There are also the desperate. I've seen a lot of girls throwing their dignity and self respect to the wind and make their Instagram to Boobstagram. Oh yeah, sure you're just lying down. ADMIT IT, YOU PURPOSELY DID THAT TO SHOW OFF YOUR CLEAVAGE. Of course you were coincidentally wearing something really skimpy, of course. 

We Average Girls will not stoop so low. Sure, we don't get a million likes on our photos. Sure, we don't have such a good social life as you Pretty Girls do. Sure, we don't have a long line of guys after us. We Average Girls will soon transform to Women With Respect. Just you wait. And you girls who think your boobs are oh so fabulous now? Yeah they're gonna sag when you get older. Try to be sexy then. 
You'll end up like this teacher in my school who seems to never have worn a bra in her youth.