You know what, guys?
I'M GOING TO DIE A SPINSTER!!
You know WHY??

Verinia invited me to OneUtama for her birthday party and you know what my dad said?
NO.
Yeah, I can't go to my own best friend's birthday.
HOW PATHETIC IS MY LIFE? Very. That's how.
And he added that he'll bring me there.
LIKE WHEN? TWENTY YEARS LATER WHEN HE BECOMES LIKE, SEVENTY?
WHEN CAN I GET OUT OF THIS STUPID HOUSE AND GET TO TASTE FREEDOM WITH MY FRIENDS?
WHEN??
WHEN I DIE?
WHEN I GO TO HEAVEN AND THERE'S NO CHANCE FOR ME TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL IT'S MY TURN TO GET REBORN?
I blame those stupid rapists out there who can't keep their stupid hands to themselves and their minds to wander.
I ESPECIALLY BLAME THOSE SEX SYMBOLS LIKE MARILYN MONROE.
Because without these sex symbols, MEN WOULDN'T BE SO RIDICULOUSLY LUST-FULL.
IT'S SO STUPID. I can't go to my own best friend's birthday COS OF MY PARENTS PATHETIC OVER-SECURITY.
I'M SUCH A PATHETIC WIMP
URGHH