Helen: Frank, the seeds from your loins has sprung to fruition in my womb.
Frank:Helen, I have never heard such joyous news in all of my thirty-nine years of life. Will you do me the very honour of becoming my bride, my soul mate, my life partner?
Helen: Yes, my sweet protecter!!
Frank: My life! My hope! My LOVE!

(KISSSSSS)

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
omg this made my night !!!!
Another oneee...

Michael: Mia, the past 5 months have been the most magical months of my life. Being with you is like having an ocean breeze blowing constantly against my passionp-fevered brow. You are my sole reason for living, the purpose for which my heart beats. It would be the greatest honour of my life if I could escort you to the Senior Prom, where you must promise to dance every single dance with me, except the fast ones that we will sit down during because they are lame.
Mia: Oh, Michael, this is so sudden!! I simply wasn't expecting it. But I adore you with every fibre of my being, of course I will go to the prom with you, and dance every single dance with you, except for the fast ones because they are lame.

(KISSSS)

Omg. If only people really TALKED like that in real life. I'll keep laughing until my body turns inside outttt!! XDD

• Wearing this FABULOUS yellow dress that EVERYONE says suits you to the MAX. And it makes you look sexy (even better!). But the day you wore it, you chose the worse day to wear POLKA-DOTTED UNDERWEAR. Your dress is see-through and you didn't realize the fact that you've been walking for hours in the dress and no one told you until your boy friend mentioned it during lunch.

Wow. I wouldn't want to be in HER shoes. That'll be.... HUMILIATINGG. I wouldn't wear yellow OR dresses in a while lols

Embarassements and Jokes

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