Dad: What is this? *holds up chocolate*
Brother: That's marzipan.
Dad: What?
Brother: Marzipan.
Dad: What's that?
Me: Sugar.
Brother (at the same time): It is basically an almond base sugar which is very, hurhurhur sugary. What you are eating right now, is just very sugary crushed almonds.



See the difference between my brother and I?