Oh my God the amount of innuendos in one dinner sitting. So we went to dinner with my cousin today cos it's his son's full moon I think or something whatever not important. Point is, babies + women = innuendo BOMB.

Somehow, we started talking about milk powder. Well duh, baby talk. But y'know. Milk. Hurhurhur.

"He doesn't like milk wan lah!"
"Huh, really?"
"Yeah lah! He hates sucking, must spoon feed wan."

Me:

And then the conversation started going towards baby biscuits.
"I dunno la, but don't you remember we used to eat baby biscuits?"
"Huhhh...."
"Yeah! We used to really like her biscuits wan mah!"

Me:


And the awkward moment when the mother is cradling her baby and you wanna take a picture. IS IT NOT AWKWARD?! Her boob be gettin' in your picture, motherfuckah! IS IT NOT AWKWARD??!?!?

and omfg during dinner right, thank GOD everyone was focusing on the baby cos guess what music video they played on the screen?

10/10 by 2PM like AAAAAAHHHHHH AWKWARD LEVEL: SHOOT ME NOW.



This video is so provocative and SO not appropriate to watch in the same room as your family.